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Pregnant Princess

Which Disney Princess Are You, Mom-to-be?

By Mark Stackpole

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8. Which part of your post-pregnancy body are you most looking forward to?

A. All of it – the female body is beautiful in all its forms.
B. All of it – the chance to get back into pre-pregnancy shape is very alluring.
C. Larger "flotation devices."
D. Smaller waistline. I can't bend over to pick up all of the stuff on the floor.
E. Smaller ankles so I can put my dancing shoes back on.

9. When someone asks to touch the belly, what are you most likely to do?

A. Introduce them to your hairy, 9-foot-tall roommate, hoping they'll be too scared to stick around.
B. Summon your flying carpet for a quick getaway.
C. Ask if you can also touch theirs, regardless of whether or not they are pregnant.
D. Offer them a bright, shiny, red apple.
E. Let them, while happily singing a tune.

How Did You Do?

Give yourself 1 point for every A, 2 points for every B, 3 points for every C, 4 points for every D and 5 points for every E. Use your score to find your "Pregnant Princess" profile.

Sleeping Beauty (45 – 50)
Your biggest problem might be deciding on a name for the little one. Aurora? Briar Rose? Sleeping Beauty? Identity issues are in your past, but that means you won't let them get in her way. With little need for (more) sleep, you amaze your friends with your energy and are clearly ready for the challenges of motherhood. That said, your heart might be wishing for a magic wand when the going gets rough. Keep dreaming.

Cinderella (35 – 44)
Your sensitivity stems from some difficult issues you aced while growing up, and you have the chance to give your little guy the childhood that you never had. You take nothing for granted and can put up with almost any condition. Dirty diapers? Changed. Midnight feedings? No problem. Rodent infestations? Put them to work. Just make sure that you aren't doing everyone's chores; you deserve the chance to put your feet up and be waited on every once in a while. Who needs a Fairy Godmother? It's not like you're going to be attending a fancy ball anytime soon.


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