Dh: (Discussing his upcoming 25th birthday) "You know, I once thought I'd be a father right now (laughing to himself)."

Me: "Then we should get a move on! How does November sound?"

Dh: (Suddenly nervous, eyes bulging, gulping really hard.) "OK, but please control yourself during labor; you hit really hard!"

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